kittyichooseyou:

THIS IS ONLY ONE SECOND LONG

kittyichooseyou:

THIS IS ONLY ONE SECOND LONG

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

digger-bick:

I can’t stop laughing

*:・゚✧ put a thing in my ask i dare u ✧゚・: *
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?
ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?
(ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ: are you a hugger?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?
(ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧: sexual orientation?
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?
ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ: have you ever been in love?
(☞゚∀゚)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?
(╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?
♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!
◔̯◔: what time is it?
◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?
◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?

dogeecoin:

it-was-just-a-reflektor:

"you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys"

oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master

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after that, you can go beat the queerlite 4

cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......

vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

kars:

I am awake but at what price

grimelords:

newspaper comics are a whole other world where anything goes and jokes are optional









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